If you — like me — are off scouring the Internet looking for the Worst Tattoo of all time well then I say onto you Mission ‘Complished! Without further ado…

The Corky Tattoo!

The Worst Tattoo Ever...Except Tattoo Himself

FYI, I’m pretty sure this tat is from the book No Regrets: The Best, Worst, & Most #$%*ing Ridiculous Tattoos Ever but I may be off base.

Speaking of which this gives me an idea for the BEST tattoo of all time. A tattoo of Tattoo.

Look Boss, I’m on Some Loser’s Leg!