I love the Magic Bullet. I love it so much I bought one. It’s a gadgety SOB but, you know what, I use it.

I decided to sell me some magic bullets on my Amazon shop. Then I decided to make an ad for my page to link to that shop. Then I remembered the ridiculously wonderful Magic Bullet infomercial with the overly excited woman and the smoking naysayer lady (who is eventually won over if you must know). Then I searched the Interwebs and found these sweet little pictures. Then I made the most asinine sidebar ads of all time.

Here they are, let me know what you think.

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It’s pure schillery my friends. No hiding the ball here.