I love the euphemism generator. I spent the fair part of an hour messing around with the damn thing.

Here are the best results:

#5:  Hey! Who’s been torching the paisley bucket?!

#4:  This is not an appropriate place for angering the trouser groceries.

#3:  As the kids say, she was spreading the activity.

#2:  Needless to say, I promptly began painting the legendary pork Volvo

And the best of them all…

#1:  It’s not ‘buying votes,’ it’s an economic stimulus package!”

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