I love the euphemism generator. I spent the fair part of an hour messing around with the damn thing.
Here are the best results:
#5: Hey! Who’s been torching the paisley bucket?!
#4: This is not an appropriate place for angering the trouser groceries.
#3: As the kids say, she was spreading the activity.
#2: Needless to say, I promptly began painting the legendary pork Volvo
And the best of them all…
#1: It’s not ‘buying votes,’ it’s an economic stimulus package!”