the atomic punk

All my life I hear the constant refrain: “Free Tibet.” To be honest, I don’t know a goddamn thing about Tibet other than what I been taught by Brad Pitt or Tintin. And neither of em said a word about it being “free.”

The truth is these Free Tibet characters are greedy fucks. Despite holding a virtual monopoly over the irritating stoner-flag market, they are constantly bitching about wanting shit for free. Well I say if Tibet is so great then people should pay for it!

Which is why I have initiated the first ever “Low Cost Tibet” campaign. This will presumably get these Tibetans what they want — Tibet evidently — and put a little money in China’s pocket. Anyways (yes..with an “s”), to assist you in your support of this campaign, I decided to whip up a little shirt to express my disgust for these greedy Tibetans. No proceeds will go to Freeing Tibet but I think these shirts are made by Chinese slave labor so, you know, they’ll get a little something.

Uh, yeah, I stuck the shirt on a hottie for marketing purposes. Unlike the Tibetans I know a little sumpin about capitalism.